ROADHOUSE.


belladonna1981:

 

DISNEY ALL THE MEMES!!!
my friend Steve got bored and made these then posted them to my facebook wall.
he gave me permission to post them here. so here they are. :)


Via "Dreams Unwind"

iboughtafuckinggateau:

Have you ever noticed how horrifying those smiley french fries are in groups?

they’re like

you’re burning us alive

our insides are melting

hELP US

Via 新世界

thempress:

Watching Chris Evans hit on that girl…I mean damn that was sexy as fuck. 

You see him lean on that railing?

Pull out his phone all casual…

This muthafucka right here. 

She seem uninterested at first and for whatever reason that made me smile.

She made him work for it a bit.

I mean Cevans may be a dork but not when it comes to gettin ass. 

I feel like his theme song is Area Codes.  

I can’t with him right now. 

*DYING* 

Via Ramblings of a childlike Goddess...

madisonjmonroe:

Michael Ealy DISHES To WENDY About Being An UGLY Duckling And Getting STALKED By Taraji P. Henson!

THIS GIFT TO WOMEN JUST STATED THAT HE’S AN ASS MAN AND THAT HE DOESN’T CARE ABOUT BOOB SIZE. MY ASS STARTED DOING SQUATS BEFORE HE EVEN FINISHED THE STATEMENT.  HE ALSO SAID THAT HE IS OPEN IN THE AGE DEPARTMENT. ONE DAY MICHAEL, ONE DAY.

… i like to look at him when me and my boyfriend are mad at each other and pretend that i’m single.

how is he even real? what is air?!?

(Source: theybf.com)


Via Madison J. Monroe

How I hear Sofia Vergara's Covergirl commercial:

  • Sofia Vergara: BOARD WIDTH CHORE JUAN TRIC LIPSTIC? DEN LID A DUBBLE LIVE! WIDTH NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL. CREAMY COLLAR ON JUAN END, CHIMMERY COLLAR ON THE UTTER. SO YOU CAN FLEP CHORE LOOK FROM DA MANURE TO DAIRY. NU BLASS FLIPSTIC FROM CUPBOARDGERL.
Via Oops.

LMFAOO like me except the last one is harveys.  which i have to wait for a THIRD INTERVIEW FOR. WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!?! ITS FUCKIN FAST FOOD!!! NOT A FUCKIN CORPORATE POSITION!!!

(Source: blacksh33p)


Via I'm Dari.


skeletorsrevenge:

SON

this is redick.

(Source: albotas)


Via Oops.

That moment when you’re playing hide and seek and they’re about to find you.

elleegreen:

nicoosuxx:

Rotflmaooo I can’t

Via k.i.



I suspect you have no problem charming your way into pretty much any situation. 


Via Oops.

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